Saturday, 18 November 2023

Back to the 80s

Again, Nanowrimo is eating up every spare second of my days, so here's a cheeky recap of the 80s which I first put up here last October.

Here's the first one in a new decade when disco and funk are replaced with rock and punk:
1. Styx - Babe - 01-1980
2. Randy Crawford - One Day I'll Fly Away - 09-1980
3. Martha & The Muffins - Echo Beach - 04-1980
4. Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me - 09-1980
5. Billy Joel - It's Still Rock And Roll To Me - 09-1980
6. David Bowie - Ashes To Ashes - 08-1980
7. Billy Preston & Syreeta - With You I'm Born Again - 01-1980
8. The Pretenders - Talk Of The Town - 04-1980
9. Queen - Another One Bites The Dust - 09-1980
10. Rainbow - All Night Long - 03-1980
11. Cliff Richard - Carrie - 02-1980
12. Dennis Waterman - I Could Be So Good For You - 11-1980
13. Marti Webb - Take That Look Off Your Face - 03-1980

And a few which deserve an honorary mention:
Sheena Easton - 9 to 5 (Morning Train) - 08-1980
Michael Jackson - She's Out Of My Life - 05-1980
Judas Priest - Breaking The Law - 06-1980
Liquid Gold - Dance Yourself Dizzy - 03-1980
Don McLean - Crying - 06-1980
New Muzik - Living By Numbers - 02-1980
Olivia Newton-John/The Electric Light Orchestra - Xanadu - 07-1980
The Nolans - I'm In The Mood For Dancing - 01-1980
Odyssey - Use It Up And Wear It Out - 07-1980
Saxon - 747 (Strangers In The Night) - 07-1980
Barbra Streisand - Woman In Love - 10-1980
Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry - 12-1980
John & Yoko & The Plastic Ono Band - Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - 12-1980

My 1980s

I’ve always maintained the 80s was one of the busiest decades of my life, chock-a-bloc full of major events every two years. These are some highlights:

1980 - Finally left the family home to live in a tiny bedsit in Cov. Independence: Yay! Lack of creature comforts: Boo!
One of my strongest memories of my first foray into adulthood was how much all the "sundries" cost. Washing up liquid, loo roll and bin liners - who knew these things didn't grow on trees? But the biggest shock was having to buy a broom and dustpan and brush.

1982 – Graduated from what is now Coventry University with a degree in Electrical and Electronic Engineering – the first local female to do so. Although it was a hardware degree, my first job writing telecoms software showed me how much more I preferred this, and I spent a total of 23 years working for GEC Telecoms, which eventually became Marconi.

1984 – Having returned to my childhood town, Warwick, the terraced house I bought last year for £21K, went up for sale. It sold quickly for 22K, but the real kicker was six months later, the identical house next door sold for 65k. Bummer!

1986 – A magical year when my man and I travelled to Crete in May where he proposed. Four months later, we got married and honeymooned in Corfu. Something about a Greek island …

1988 – I’ll never forget 23/7/88, sending my hubby in to work the Saturday morning overtime at 8am, then spending most of the morning howling like a dog as the contractions grew stronger. By 11am, I’d had enough and called him back. We got to the hospital with minutes to spare as I was 10cm dilated, and our firstborn, Chris, popped out half an hour later at 12:30 on his due date. Utterly charmed, and he definitely lived up to the adage “Saturday’s child works hard for a living.”

1989 – In theory, the “every 2 years” thing should have meant 1990, but Joanna didn’t quite go the distance, popping out a month early on November 30th. As I remember, she took her time, waiting to make her grand appearance while Mike Baldwin did the dirty on Deidre Barlow. Being born on a Thursday (and being a Sagi) gave a bit of a clue to her wanderlust. She spent several years in France (where she met and married a marvellous Ukrainian, Artem) and has moved four times since returning to the UK.

These are some of my iconic memories of the 80s - what are yours? I'd love to hear what this era of big shoulderpads, even bigger hair and legwarmers meant to you.

Sunday, 12 November 2023

A sneaky peek at Kev's sneaky peek

NanoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is taking up all my time this month as I try to do 2000 words a day - average so far is 1948.
So as a bit of a cheat, here's an extract from Time After Time to give a flavour of Kev's continuing sleuthing efforts - only this time it's a tad more personal.
Enjoy!


Star-date: 6/6/88
Mission: Secondary recon
Objective: Verify
Thanks to the sheer brilliance of an inspiration which had Kev checking the calendar in the nursery before rolling the dice for his second sojourn, he had complete confidence in several hours of uninterrupted sleuthing. Nevertheless, inbuilt caution had him checking the front drive to confirm the lack of vehicles and pausing on the landing, listening for any signs of other people in the house. After a few minutes he reckoned the calendar entry was valid and his folks were indeed at the hospital as it indicated. It all stacked up with what he remembered of his ma – she definitely had health problems, so severe no one ever mentioned it. Possibly as a result of her misuse of drugs in her teens. As he retrieved the hook and pulled down the attic hatch, he speculated about the likelihood that his anger issues might have been triggered or even caused by this. From what Georgie said, Isaac’s stunned growth was the direct result of his parent’s drug-misuse.
His first thought on entering was how dark his folks’ attic was – and much smaller than he remembered. But then he only had Isaac’s enormous space to compare it to. Memories flooded back of many years providing the muscle for his ma, usually in retrieving the Christmas tree and decorations on November 30th and returning them on January 6th. A single, low-wattage lightbulb made a half-hearted job of piercing the blackness, so he used his phone torch to read the labelled boxes.
As the low battery warning beeped, he cursed, trying to remember which direction hid the most-likely stack of personal memorabilia. Despite Ma’s infrequent attempts to bring some sense of order to the space, too many things barely made it more than a step from the top of the ladder before being dumped. He’d probably been the worst offender when he lived there, and now he understood the implications of his laziness as he stumbled over things cluttering his path. No doubt a result of his da’s similar failure to do the job properly.
Right now, two decades prior to his excursions into the attic, he saw no evidence of areas reserved for suitcases and camping gear, obsolete furnishings or outgrown toys and games. Even the Christmas stuff was scattered around – the boxes instantly recognisable due to the square of his ma’s favourite wrapping paper taped to the outside. The purple and silver baubles on a pink background had always seemed incongruous – not a holly leaf in sight, let alone the traditional red, gold and green.
But Ma had never been one to conform – probably where he got it from. Although she did have the same logical reasoning. The thought did the trick, leading him to the furthest corner from the ladder – the most obvious place for her to store something she didn’t reckon on accessing often.
With time – or at least his ability to search – running out, he wasted no effort on the boxes labelled school and uni stuff. His instincts said they probably did what it said on the can. Then his torch picked out exactly what he expected: the equivalent of his memorabilia box, larger than a shoebox and covered in girly wrapping paper. The lid sported a picture of some obscure 70s band he didn’t recognise, lovingly covered in once clear plastic, now slightly opaque after so many years.
He paused before opening the lid; this was a massive invasion of his ma’s privacy. A female voice – not quite Georgie’s or Jen’s, but somewhere in between – asked how he would feel if someone rifled through his private stuff. His knee-jerk reaction was that he had nothing to hide; his life was an open book. Another, much more honest, voice, reminded him it hadn’t always been that way. Maybe back then, when he had things he wasn’t proud of, he’d have minded. But he certainly wasn’t daft enough to keep barely-concealed evidence. And neither was his ma.

This thought spurred him to lift the lid and, as he might have expected from her superior organisational skills, the thing was full to bursting with neatly-packed bundles. Switching off the battery-hungry torch on his phone, he took the box over to the lightbulb.
Using memory tricks, he memorised the position of the inevitable stash of mix tapes, bundle of heart-strewn valentine’s cards tied with a red ribbon, and a small pile of letters. How many of these bore German stamps on the thin, pale-blue paper? The return address, in strong, neat handwriting he recognised as male, belonged to a lad who signed himself Helmut with a Munich address. He never knew she had a German pen pal. Why would he? Underneath these were a couple of diaries from 1973, and 76, and an A5 scrapbook, the front of which had a crazy montage of pictures of two girls, one skinny scarecrow with a cheeky grin, the other a dark haired beauty in a leotard.
The sound of the front door slamming made him jump, and he nearly lost his grip on the box. Wtf?
“Only me.” The distinctive voice of his grandma Edie had him choking back a gasp. She mustn’t find him here. Peering out of the opening, he couldn’t see enough of the staircase to pin-point her exact whereabouts, but he knew enough to figure she’d not come empty-handed, and her first destination would be the kitchen. Sure enough, the noises coming from that direction suggested cupboards being opened and goodies being stashed. When she finished that, she had only to glance up the stairs to see the loft-hatch open and the ladder hanging down. That would be game over; she’d know someone else was in the house.
He had two choices: try to return the box and scramble down the ladder before she came out of the kitchen, or pull up the ladder and wait it out till she’d gone. Either way would result in the risk of her hearing the dreadful graunching sound the loft ladder made when it was stowed. And the second option would result in the hook hanging down in plain sight. Unless he ran down and got it before hauling the ladder up. He knew the racket increased the further it was from its regular lubrication – could he take a chance on it being recently oiled? His memory refused to supply the information about how loud it had been when he pulled it down.
A startling din from the kitchen had him revising his options. Edie had obviously decided she was on her own and had put the radio on full blast, singing away to a tune he recognised: Come on Eileen. With a scoff, he remembered it as one she’d always dance to at weddings or any other family get-together.
The gulp past the blockage in his throat reminded him it was the song they played as the curtains enclosed the casket at her funeral. A total rebel, she’d have been around 50-something in 1988, but the energy emanating from the closed kitchen door, said there was plenty of life in the old girl. Hopefully, she’d have made herself a cup of tea – or something – so he’d have a short stay of execution.
A sniff had his mouth watering at the unmistakable aroma of frying onions. Do what? It could only mean one thing – she’d come round to prepare something yummy for his parents’ dinner. A host of memories flooded his mind: his gran’s home-made cottage pie, spag bol and chilli con carne. Staples of his childhood, along with succulent steak and ale pies. In fact, any sort of pie – her melt-in-your-mouth pastry was to die for. Ditto the thick, dark gravy enriched with her own secret recipe of onion and herbs. And yet none of them ever got fat on her generous portion sizes, mainly because nothing artificial had been used in the making of their food. Each dish had fresh ingredients, cooked from scratch. Bygone days indeed.
He padded down the ladder, box in hand, putting it on the landing windowsill where it wouldn’t be obvious to a casual glance from downstairs. Gingerly, he folded the ladder up a couple of rungs, listening for the tell-tale graunch of metal against metal. As he’d hoped, it had been recently oiled, giving him better options. He stowed the ladder and detached the hook, returning it to the restraining clips next to the bathroom door.
Creeping down, he paused as the song finished, to be replaced by the equally raucous Girls Just Want to Have Fun. The kitchen door was open a crack, and he peered through to see his gran topping up a glass with red wine before adding a generous slosh to the pan sizzling on the hob. The not-so-secret ingredient of all her delicious dishes. With a grin, he retraced his steps.
After Georgie had nagged about making as few ripples as possible, he decided the best course of action was to return everything to the state in which he found it. But with Edie suitably engaged in her culinary arts, he reckoned he’d have more than a couple of moments to peek inside the diaries and scrapbook. What he found had him desperate to take at least one of them back to his present day to study further, but he had no idea if that was even possible, and preferred not to take a chance on it not working.

If you want to read more, checkout Time After Time, the fourth Time Doctors story.

Saturday, 4 November 2023

The Importance of being Honest

Subtitle – How to help your Indie Author.

Apologies if this post is a tad self-indulgent, but an incident today brought it home to me about how the livelihood of an indie author can be totally de-railed by the cruel vituperation of one or two harsh critics. Even more so when their comments are inaccurate and pay no attention to the blurb description. But enough about me.

If you’re an avid reader, the best possible help you can be for your favourite author (indie or otherwise) is do as many of these steps as possible for each new release:
1. Buy the book. This is particularly important if you do leave a review as it gives it the kudos of a “Verified Purchase.”

2. Read the book. Obvious, right? But with so many pulls on your time, it’s easy to forget.

3. Leave a rating – between 1 and 5. Even if you bug out halfway through and only give it 3 out of 5, it’s better than nothing.

4. Post a review telling potential readers your opinion. If you find this a tad tricky, see below.

5. Spread the word on social media – tell all your friends why they should be buying a copy of the book.
This last one is often overlooked by many - nothing helps more than the oxygen of publicity.

How to write an awesome review.

If I had a pound for every time someone told me they were rubbish at writing reviews ...
I get it, really I do - if you're not naturally confident with words it can be daunting.
So here's some questions to help you focus your thoughts and give a really good flavour of the book.
1. Who were your favourite characters in the book and why? If applicable, who did you hate and why?

2. What most attracted you about the author’s style (and why)? e.g. pace, characterisation, dialogue, plot, wit/humour, originality, descriptions, narrative style, quirks.

3. Did the story fit with the genre – which Films/TV shows was it most like, or what other authors is it similar to? e.g like Stranger Things meets Big Bang Theory or Stephen King meets Jason Ayres.

4. What (if anything) surprised you/what did you learn?

5. Any other general comment about how it fitted with rest of series/could be read as stand-alone, how it related to your personal experiences etc.