Saturday, 18 October 2025

1970s Comics

Living above my folks’ newsagent shop in the 70s, gave me access to a whole host of comics and magazines. Some of the weekly British comics for girls I remember were: Bunty, Tammy, Jackie, Blue Jeans, Patches, Oh Boy! and Fab Hits. Here’s a bit more detail on the top three.

Bunty was published by D. C. Thomson & Co. from 1958 to 2001. It consisted of a collection of many small strips, the stories typically being three to five pages long. In contrast to earlier and contemporary comics, it was aimed primarily at working-class readers under the age of 14, and contained mostly fictional stories. Well-known regular strips from Bunty include The Four Marys, Bunty — A Girl Like You, Moira Kent, Lorna Drake, Luv, Lisa, The Comp, and Penny’s Place. I've included a cover from the 1990 issue to illustrate how the artwork changed in a couple of decades.

Tammy was published by Fleetway, and at its height, Tammy sold 250,000 copies per week. Every Tammy issue was a collection of stories, usually serial instalments, that lasted three or four pages and often focussed on bleak Cinderella themes: a working class heroine, constantly thwarted hope, and overt violence against girls, usually from an older authority figure. Many stories were full of cruelty and adversity, based on the understanding that girls wanted stories that made them cry. Tammy's merge with Misty brought darker, horror tones, and the merge with Jinty brought more science-fiction. Tammy published 689 issues from 6 February 1971 to 23 June 1984, when it merged with Girl volume 2. Other titles which had merged with Tammy include Sally, June, Sandie and Princess (vol. 2).

Jackie was published by D. C. Thomson & Co. Ltd from 11 January 1964 until its closure on 3 July 1993 – a total of 1,538 issues. It was the best-selling teen magazine in Britain for ten years, with sales rising from an initial 350,000 to 605,947 in 1976. The best-ever selling single issue was the 1972 special edition to coincide with the UK tour of American singer David Cassidy. Jackie published a mix of fashion and beauty tips, gossip, short stories, and comic strips. The latter were usually illustrated with line drawings or posed photographs, especially if the story involved a "reader's true-life experience." Both the comics and the short stories invariably dealt with either romance or family issues.
The centre pages of the magazine usually contained a pull-out poster of a popular band or film star. The magazine featured a section called Silly Star File, a humorous interview with figures from the world of pop music. Jackie became very popular with young teenage girls, not least because of the Cathy and Claire problem page, which received 400 reader letters a week and dealt with controversial issues that were nonetheless relevant to the readership. However, the subjects covered in the column were not reflective of the majority of readers' letters, which focused on sex-related issues — DC Thomson as a result kept the editorial brief, but created a series of help leaflets which they sent to letter writers. In 1974 the NHS made the contraceptive pill free on prescription, and so under editor Nina Myskow, the magazine introduced a Dear Doctor column, which covered what were termed as "below the waist issues".

Saturday, 11 October 2025

Calamity Chicks 2.3

Meet the Cast
Here are some of the main players in Chloe's Chaos. Most of them appear in one or more other books in the series.

Chloe Bell

Chloe wishes she’d been bright enough to go to grammar school, but her folks placed more emphasis on her looking good enough to catch a rich husband who would look after her. She makes several poor choices – particularly concerning the guys she dates, resulting in her becoming embroiled in several dangerous situations. 
Tina reckons Chloe has more spunk than all of the boys put together, and that people don’t see courage and spirit hiding under her sweet smile and humble manner.

Tina Meredith
Chloe describes her best friend Tina as a bold courageous adventurer, who turns into a what the Chartwell nasties would call a spotty, four-eyed swot. Although they drift apart when they go to different high schools, Tina returns just when Chloe hits rock bottom and pulls her through a tough patch.

Drew Masters

Something happened to Drew that summer in France. He’d picked up a sophisticated air, talking about drinking espressos in bars. His style had changed considerably, with long, floppy hair and an arty scarf which he kept on until one of the teachers demanded he remove it. His mannerisms were similarly flamboyant, resulting in him earning an unsavoury label. Unfortunately, he didn’t do himself any favours, leading to horrid consequences.
Justin felt threatened by him, suggesting she introduce her fashion consultant. Caught wrong-footed, Chloe played for time. “Drew, this is Justin. And this is my … friend, Drew.” She dropped the “very good” at the last minute, but the tiny pause had Justin raising an eyebrow.
“Boyfriend?” He leaned closer, using a stage whisper. “Or girlfriend?”

Justin Palmer

After a pre-teen crush, Justin becomes Chloe’s love interest for far longer than a girl ought to tolerate. Here’s what happened when her friends met him:
Penny gestured behind Chloe. “Don’t look now, but that boy’s been staring at you for ages.”
Janet immediately looked. “Which boy?”
“The gorgeous blond talking to your mum.”
“This must be the mystery boy Helen’s been keeping away from us. What a dish.”

Janet Jackson
When Janet and her family moved to Warmington, Chloe was the only one at Oakfield Juniors to welcome Janet, and she in turn welcomed Chloe into her family, introducing her to her cousin, Penny, and sister, Helen.

Helen Jackson
Helen was dating Justin when Chloe met him for the second time. Jealous of his attraction to the younger girl, Helen made some nasty accusations, resulting in a traumatic return to Copperford Park. But all’s well that ends well.

Skater Steve
Steve, a speed-skater who’d taken a shine to Chloe the last few times she’d been skating, offered to coach her. He seemed uneasy about the attention as her friends stared unashamed at his athletic body filling the figure-hugging jumpsuit to perfection, and Janet raved about his animal magnetism. But he definitely had an eye for the ladies and getting to know him better revealed some major concerns.

Biker Ben
Ben was what most people would refer to as a “greaser,” turning up at the chemist in overalls encrusted with grime and sweat due to his job as a mechanic. But Brenda reckons, “he cleans up rather well. And he’s devoted to his gran.”
He woos Chloe with gentle, old-fashioned courtesy, and his incorrigible Granny Em says “each of you is exactly what the other needs – you will do some marvellous healing. Unfortunately, his demons and loyalty to a nasty Hell’s Angels chapter put all manner of strain on their relationship.

Posh Paul
Paul had bags of confidence and looked like someone off the telly, with an expensive suit, understated gold jewellery and a sculpted body which said he worked out. After charming Chloe and her friends, treating them to fine wine and delicious delicacies. Chloe agrees to accompany him to posh places, but draws the line at being dolled up like a Barbie doll. Despite his lavish generosity, she spotted “something a bit dodgy about him I can’t quite put my finger on.” She had no clue to the deep-seated resentment he held because of horrible incidents at school.

Athletic Andy
Chloe stumbled straight into a tall, well-built stranger, who righted her and then flashed a warrant card. She tried to rein in her natural reaction to this hunk of manhood whose broad shoulders filled out the stylish leather jacket, but her – admittedly drunken – instincts were to flirt outrageously. Several encounters later she was totally smitten, but he too was hiding a startling secret.

Saturday, 4 October 2025

Calamity Chicks 2.2

This scene from Chloe's Chaos features most of the major players. Have fun.

    Something happened to Drew that summer in France. He’d picked up a sophisticated air, talking about drinking espressos in bars. His style had changed considerably, with long, floppy hair and an arty scarf which he kept on until one of the teachers demanded he remove it. His mannerisms were similarly flamboyant, and when he called her Chloebelle, she giggled. “That’s not my name.”
    “It so is. Chloe Bell, see. And belle means beautiful in French, which is what you are. When I’m a famous fashion designer, you’ll be my muse.”
    “You mean with wings and a harp?” She loved stories of Roman and Greek gods.
    “No.” He grinned, acknowledging her meaning. “My inspiration. You have the perfect figure and looks for a model, and I will dress you in fabulous clothes. The world will fete us and I will drink champagne from your slipper.”
    She giggled at his dramatic gestures. “It better be made of glass, otherwise it’ll just leak out.”
    “I never had you down as Cinderella.” He fluffed out her hair and held it above her head, dragging down a couple of curls at her ears. “Now you mention it, I can see you in a princess style with tons of chiffon.”
    “Which would make you her fairy godmother.”
    They jumped at Justin’s words – neither had heard his approach. His next words deprived her of deniable plausibility.     “Hi, Chloe. I finally remembered where I’d met you.” His grin smacked of lascivious leer. “You always enjoyed being a princess to my prince charming. Aren’t you going to introduce your fashion consultant? I must say, seeing you at the party, he’s doing a grand job.”
    Drew let go of her hair, his face wobbling as he stood back, folding his arms.
    Caught wrong-footed, she played for time “Drew, this is Justin. And this is my … friend, Drew.” She dropped the “very good” at the last minute, but the tiny pause had Justin raising an eyebrow.
    “Boyfriend?” He leaned closer, using a stage whisper. “Or girlfriend?”
    “Don’t be mean,” vied with “None of your business” in her head, but all she managed was, “Where’s Helen?”
    “Who?”
    “Your girlfriend.”
    “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” His wink said otherwise as he strutted off.
    Drew’s face was one big question mark as she tried to go for a suitable explanation.
    “I – I met him–”
    “No need to explain.”
    “Yes there is. We were playing kids games. You know, cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians.”
    “With all those princes and princesses.” His dry tone and sceptical expression compelled her to elaborate.
    “With his cousin and my friend, Tina. A few years ago.”
    “If you say so.”
    “I do.” Why wouldn’t he believe her, and why was it so important he did?
    “Listen, Chloebelle, it doesn’t matter. But he looks like bad news and he’s obviously got his mind set on you. I’d warn you to watch out, but it’s not my place.”
    “Of course it’s your place, Drew Masters. Don’t you know you’re my best friend in the whole world–”
    “Apart from Janet and Penny.” He seemed determined to make her feel bad and she had no clue how to convince him of her loyalty. His face was close and it seemed like the most natural thing in the world to press her lips to his.
    Big mistake. Huge.
    He pulled back as though reacting to a slap instead of a kiss and she shrivelled inside, stumbling away from the expression on his face.

    Penny found her in the loos. “Did Janet find you?”
    “Why?”
    “She’s mad as hell – said if she found you she’d give you a warning you wouldn’t forget in a hurry. I didn’t think she meant physical violence, though.”
    “What?” With a sniff, Chloe swiped at her eyes. “What am I supposed to have done?”
    “Made a play for Helen’s boyfriend, that’s all. Nothing major.” Her tone said the opposite.
    She gulped. “I didn’t.” Her voice sounded weak.
    “We all saw you giving him ‘the look’ at the party.”
    “I didn’t know he was going out with Helen.” And he made out to Drew that he wasn’t.
    “I don’t believe it was just innocent childhood games between you two. There was obviously something more – he couldn’t keep his eyes off you.”
    “Except when he was practically making out with Helen on the dance floor.” Why would no one believe her?
    The door burst open and Janet strode in. “What’s going on here?” She rounded on Penny. “What did you tell her?”
    “Just that we didn’t believe her story about meeting Justin at some fictitious den.”
    “I can show you.”
    “Right. We’ll be waiting by the gates, and it better be real if you know what’s good for you.”
    The bell called them back to lessons and she was never so glad to be in a maths class with no one glaring at her, calling her a liar.

    They were waiting for her, joined by Helen and an even grimmer-faced girl everyone knew of as a right hard case. No words were exchanged as they virtually frog-marched her through the small estate past Oakfield Junior School.
    But the worst possible thing happened when they reached Copperford Park – the den was gone. As the older girls swapped triumphant looks, she tried to get her bearings – it was just past the gardens on the left. Wasn’t it? Tina had always found the hidden entrance, and Chloe never took much notice.
    “I knew you were lying.” Helen scowled. “Confess – what really happened?” All four glared in unison.
    Feeling like a criminal, Chloe couldn’t think straight. She closed her eyes, fearing the worst.

    Willing the memories to come back, she tried seeing the route from Tina’s house in her mind and realised they would have come in a different entrance. She needed something which would put it all into context. Opening her eyes, she spotted the old factory roof and took off.
    Oblivious to the startled shouts, she ran. The element of surprise meant she reached the area with enough time to spot the yew tree hiding the entrance. She darted behind it just as Helen’s friend, Charlie, reached out to grab her.
    “Watch out for the root.” Her warning came just in time, but the butch girl’s momentum had her sliding down the slope.     Chloe grabbed her arm to steady her.
    Charlie whooped. “What a ride. Thanks kid. Looks like you weren’t lying after all.” She ran back up to direct the others in, helping them past the tricky bit. They peered at the scene out of a Tolkien novel: wild, overgrown and full of dangers for the unwary.
    Helen strode up, folding her arms. “Okay, so you weren’t lying about this place, but what actually happened here? And don’t bull me about cowboys and Indians.”
    “It started off as that. Tina and I joined in with Justin and Danny – his cousin.”
    “He’s never mentioned him.”
    “They didn’t get on. Justin …” She glanced away.
    “Spit it out. I know he’s no angel.”
    “He used to boss him around. And poor Tina – he always made her and Danny be the bad guys.”
    “I’m getting the picture. So you were the princess and he fought past the other two to rescue you.”
    She nodded. “It was thrilling – he brought along swords and guns and made it really exciting.”
    “So what aren’t you telling me?”
    “Nothing. I swear, that’s everything.”
    “Did he do anything when he rescued you?” Her intense glare said she knew.
    “Once. He demanded a reward. A kiss – just a peck.”
    “That’s it? He didn’t lay a hand on either of you?”
    “What? No!” She flinched. “I promise, it wasn’t like that. Why do you ask?”
    “Fair enough. I had to ask. There was a rumour of a boy forcing young girls to show their knickers.”
    Chloe cringed. “Gross. Well he certainly didn’t do that to us – we only played with them for a few weeks.”
    “I’m sorry to put you through it, but I need to know what kind of boy I’m going out with. Do you fancy him?”
    Chloe shrugged. “What do you think? He’s handsome and charming, and what a mover! But now I know he’s yours, I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole.”
    Charlie chuckled. “Now that’s something you might wanna try, Hel.”

Saturday, 27 September 2025

Calamity Chicks 2.1

The second book in the series is Chloe’s Chaos – here’s a little more about it.

Disappointment, Despair, Betrayal
Chloe’s checkered past is coming back to bite her. After years as a people pleaser, easily swayed by strong personalities, she’s looking back at her poor life choices, resulting in what could be the biggest mistake of her life.
Mean girl? Slag? Blob? All accurate labels as she navigates a dating minefield, leaving behind a trail of guys who she'd (unwittingly) turned into monsters. But she learns something from every one - mostly about what she doesn't want in a partner. And how looks can be deceptive - being the spitting image of Stevie Nicks isn't always an advantage.

Then she does something no true friend would ever do, with the potential to hurt people who’d stuck by her through all her troubles, going out of their way to help and support her.
Was there even a shred of honour or decency left inside her?
Just because Tina was no longer her best friend, did that give Chloe the right to kiss her fiancĂ©? Danny was the only one to get a perfect score on her Rate-a-Mate checklist, and the heart must do what the heart must do – apparently.

This cheeky piece of British nostalgia features a Goldilocks choice, some radical transformations, plenty of girl-power, a couple of unlikely heroes and the nastiest of villains. Feel free to boo and hiss.

Saturday, 20 September 2025

Calamity Chicks 1.3

Meet the Cast
Here are some of the main players in Tina's Torment. Most of them appear in one or more other books in the series.

Tina Meredith
Chloe is in awe of Tina’s courage and daring, saying she’s batter than any boy.
Tina describes herself as: “Tall for my age, heavily built with a tendency toward plumpness, a sallow complexion and perpetually untidy dark hair. There were no saving graces. The ugliness of national-health glasses and braces paled into insignificance compared to my contentious nature – a direct consequence of having to fight for every concession.”
She had real body issues. At ten: “Mum’s hairdresser friend chopped all my hair to the same length – ultra-short. So in my shorts and tee-shirt handed down from Simon, and with my height and build, I must have appeared more male than female.”
At 14: “At I was pleased to be wearing a new skirt and a skinny-rib sweater, the effect being quite flattering. I watched his eyes sweep me up and down in the way I’d seen other men stare at pretty girls – the sensation was gratifying.”

Chloe Bell
Chloe was Tina’s best friend all through junior school, but they drifted apart at high school.
Tina says Chloe was a delightful child – petite and feminine with a delicate, rosy-cheeked beauty, topped by golden curls any Miss Pears would have been proud of. Add a winning smile and compliant nature, and it was easy to see why everyone adored her. This should have made her utterly insufferable, but she never had to struggle to get her own way, so on the odd occasion she couldn’t win, she accepted defeat with grace.

Justin Palmer
Tina’s first crush – turns out handsome is as handsome does.
Here’s her first impression: “The other one was taller still, slim and obviously in charge. The sun raised highlights in his blond hair, giving him the appearance of a young Greek god, and I felt a peculiar sensation inside.”

Drew Masters
Drew - one of the few boys in their class Chloe could tolerate, describing the rest as far too loud, obnoxious or both. Tina couldn't help but be jealous: As Drew gazed at her in admiration, I realised even he liked her better than me. It was so unfair because I saw him first.

Danny Thomas

Tina's first impression of Danny: The dark haired, stocky one seemed vaguely familiar – maybe I’d seen him at school. Taller than me, with spotty skin, the dark frown made him mean, moody and tough.
After meeting him years later, and a disastrous first date, Tina had a dilemma:
I couldn’t decide which boy to write to: the strong, cheerful one I’d sailed a boat with; the gentle, caring one who bought me cheesecake; the silent, moody one who took me to the pictures or the angry, reproachful one who brought me back.

Julie Hart
A nasty piece of work who causes problems for both girls.
Tina’s first encounter didn’t go well. I couldn’t help but be aware of the malevolent glares aimed my way from Julie and her cronies. One of the other girls noticed, warning me she was a notorious bully, and not someone to make an enemy of. Julie leapt to her feet, standing toe-to-toe as she tried to tower over me.
“How dare you bring your disgusting lezzie filth in here – you should be banned, you should.”
Several lines ran through my mind, tempting me to suggest she wasn’t my type, or comment on what kind of statement her bovver boots and butch haircut made.

Linda Randall
When she got to college, Tina met Lin, a bubbly, confident girl
In amongst the sea of masculine faces, I spotted one lone female, sitting apart like an outcast. I made a bee-line for the empty seat next to her and our relieved smiles spoke of a common bond. An only child, she lived near Norton, a big town forty miles east. I got the impression her family were well off. She was in digs locally, and they bought her a car so she could go home whenever she wanted.
“I wish I’d got your will-power, but I can’t resist the odd cream cake or bar of chocolate. I’ll always be cuddly, but it’s part of my appeal.”

Saturday, 13 September 2025

Calamity Chicks 1.2

 Here's a pivotal scene from Tina's Torment which sets up the entire series. Enjoy. 

    The following summer felt like a huge anti-climax. Pete and Simon spent the first three weeks on a football training scheme. They were too old and far too cool for antics at the den. We rushed down there on the first two days and re-lived old memories, but it wasn’t the same without them. On the third day, I had some errands to run so we arrived late, only to find two unknown boys, a little older than us, treating the place as though they owned it.
    The dark haired, stocky one seemed vaguely familiar – maybe I’d seen him at school. Taller than me, with spotty skin, the dark frown made him mean, moody and tough. The other one was taller still, slim and obviously in charge. The sun raised highlights in his blond hair, giving him the appearance of a young Greek god, and I felt a peculiar sensation inside.
    “Get out of here, this is our den,” he glanced at Chloe, “and no girls allowed.”
    “Get out yourselves, we were here first.” My defiance surprised the dark lad as I continued. “Where were you last year, or even yesterday?”
    “Well, it’s ours now, so beat it.”
    “What are you going to do about it?”
    Even before my challenge was out, he’d leapt across the stream knocking me to the ground. We rolled over as I struggled to get up, fending off his punches.
    “Leave her alone,” screamed Chloe.
    The other lad must have figured it out as he pulled his mate off me with a shout. “Stop it Justin, she’s a girl.”
    I’d been trying to land a few blows of my own, but was outraged by Justin’s next words.
    “Doesn’t look much like one to me.”
    Even through the hurt from his words I could see his point – he wasn’t the first to make that mistake, and it was even more marked than normal. Three weeks earlier, I’d discovered my little sister with a hoard of half-eaten sticky lollies. In my frantic efforts to get them away from her, one got tangled up in my hair, and I’d cut it out in a panic. Mum didn’t throw a fit as I expected, she simply marched me straight down to her hairdresser friend who chopped all my hair to the same length – ultra-short. So in my shorts and tee-shirt handed down from Simon, and with my height and build, I must have appeared more male than female.
    The dark-haired boy had a grim expression as he helped me up, but close up, I saw his eyes were kind. Chloe belatedly registered the situation, hugging me theatrically.
    “Come here, Danny,” commanded Justin.
    He complied with the resignation of one used to obedience. Justin whispered to him for a few minutes, and then planted himself in front of us with an implacable air. “If you want to play here you’ll have to join our gang. But first you must prove yourselves worthy by passing the initiation tests. If you fail any of them you’re out – no second chances. Are you up to it?”
    “Of course we are.” My answer was pure reflex. I didn’t stop to consider Chloe, who seemed doubtful.

    The next few days were tough as he devised new tasks for us: climbing trees and fences; standing one legged on the iron bridge for five minutes; jumping off the top of the stile – the list seemed endless. Each time he made me do it first, and then gave Chloe an easier option – a smaller tree, shorter time – even glancing away when she was at risk of failing. When I pointed out his injustice, he warned that if I wanted to be in his gang I must learn to take orders.
    I wanted so much more than to be in his gang. I wanted him to look at me the way he looked at her – or at least to like me. Lyrics about angels making a dream come true flitted through my head in Karen Carpenter’s velvety voice.
    The final test was to leap across the stream. This time Chloe was first, and he chose the narrowest part for her jump, which she managed easily thanks to previous practice. Then he walked down to where it widened out considerably and pointed to a place where the opposite bank was a foot higher. I took one peek and crossed myself, preparing to die.
    Chloe protested that no-one could jump there. I blinked back the tears of self-pity which sprang to my eyes.
    Justin saw them and taunted, “What’s up cry-baby? It’s easy peasy.” Then, to Danny, “Show her how it’s done.”
    Danny jumped across with ease and held out his hands. “Come on, Tina. I’ll catch you if you fall.” Not mean at all.
    I saw the scorn in Justin’s eyes as I walked away, but it was merely to get a longer run-up. I took a deep breath, counted down from five to psyche myself up, and started running. As I launched myself off the bank, Chloe screamed, ruining my concentration. My first foot landed safely, but the second hit the edge which began to crumble away. Chloe screamed again and hid her face in Justin’s shoulder, but Danny reacted quickly and grabbed my arm, hauling me up. The momentum was too much and we landed in a heap, gasping for breath.
    As we sat up, he touched my arm. “Well done. Knew you could do it.” A rare smile lightened his features.
    Justin sniffed. “Told you it was easy.” He walked away.

    So we were allowed to join, at first as honorary boys, taking the same identities: explorers; cops and robbers; cowboys and Indians – all the usual boys’ games.
    I had to admire Justin’s skill when it came to inventing new situations, making each one more authentic by the props he would provide – guns, swords, hats, even rope and handcuffs. As the days went on, however, Justin devised more and more games where Chloe starred as the heroine; a nurse trapped by the war or a kidnapped film star, and he played the hero who had to fight past Danny and I to rescue her.
    Eventually I got fed up with playing a man and being battered around – he didn’t pull his punches. At the end of one particularly rough game, I complained and surprisingly, instead of his usual sarcasm, he agreed.

    The next day, Chloe played a princess with me as her maid, he ruled as king with Danny a knight at court. Then they were highwaymen who captured us and tied us to a tree for ransom. Justin became a prince, leading to a spectacular fight before he could get to us. Exactly like in an action film, they leapt from bank to bank, up and down tree stumps and in and around the trees. Neither gave an inch as they fought with all their might – a real grudge match. Finally, Danny tripped on an unseen root and Justin made the most of his victory, crowing like Peter Pan.
    Then Danny became his squire and started untying Chloe when Justin stopped him with an imperious raised hand. “Wait – first she has to prove she’s the princess.”
    “How?” Danny seemed as surprised as we were.
    “She has to give me something.” His tone sounded dark.
    “But I haven’t got anything to give you.” Chloe’s expression emphasised her innocent tone.
    “Then you’ll have to give me a kiss.”
    “No,” I shouted. “Mum said you mustn’t.”
    “If you won’t give it to me, I’ll take it.” Justin delivered the line like a hero from a movie as he stepped up boldly and kissed her on the lips. Danny and I watched in a mixture of horror and fascination.
When he released her, his eyes slid over my body. “She’s only the maid. You may kiss her, Squire.” His lip curled as he turned away.     “But only if you want to.”
    This must have presented Danny with an awful dilemma. From what I’d seen of him so far, kissing any girl would be the last thing he wanted to do, but he seemed sufficiently sensitive to realise I would have been insulted if he declined.
    I closed my eyes and received his peck on the cheek with fists clenched against the humiliation of Justin’s stage whisper. “Ugh, it’s like two boys kissing.”

    That night, I cried myself to sleep, dreaming of being a slim, beautiful princess rescued by a prince. It wasn’t Justin, but a strong, handsome Danny who bent to kiss me.

Saturday, 6 September 2025

Calamity Chicks 1.1

Some of the books in this series are billed as fairytale, but the entire series is a Cinderella story, because it never got the send off it deserved, overtaken as it was by the Time Doctors.

Calamity Chicks: Endearing, coming-of-age romances with lashings of adventure and a hint of spicy danger. Set in 70's Britain, they provide an immersive experience of growing up in a world without mobile phones and computers, but with the best soundtrack everrr!
#1 Tina's Torment - Ugly Duckling
#2 Chloe's Chaos - Goldilocks
#3 Linda's Lament - Reluctant Rock Star
#4 Helen's Hazard - coming in 2025

The first book in the series is Tina’s Torment – here’s a little more about it.


Would you tell your best friend?
On Chloe’s hen night, Tina has a dilemma: does she reveal what a rat her fiancĂ© is and ruin what should be her happiest day ever? Or stay schtum and let him ruin Chloe’s life?

Best friends since juniors, their bond is threatened when they meet two cousins. Built like a Greek God, Justin is every girl’s heart-throb, but both Tina and Danny suffer his cruelty. High school turns Tina from a frumpy swot into a svelte high-achiever, but revenge is sweet when her inner disco diva attracts Justin’s attention – and Chloe's jealousy.

Tina’s hard work brings rewards as a blast from the past reappears with a mission – to make up for lost time. Being overweight and spotty, Danny never had the courage to stand up to his cousin, but now the girls on the sailing course think he’s a dreamboat. Tina is thrilled as he teaches her far more than how to sail, but his spiteful cousin isn’t done with them.
As college brings new adventures, all four are linked by dark secrets, and danger ensues as the monster seeks his revenge.

She’s All That meets Never Been Kissed with elements of The Duff

This cheeky piece of 70s British nostalgia features no less than three Ugly-duckling transformations, girl-powered escapes from hairy situations, a couple of unlikely heroes and the nastiest of villains. Feel free to boo and hiss.

N.B. A version of this story was previously available (from May 2014-May 2017) as part of a short story anthology called Triple Jeopardy, published under the pen-name Rowanna Green. There are several changes, adding mystery and reinstating all the yummy 70s songs some harsh critic made me take out. Now it's part of a series, you get to spend time with some of the other characters and see the other side of the story.

Saturday, 30 August 2025

Back to School-itis

If you’re in England, you can’t fail to have noticed it’s back-to-school time, as evidenced by the plethora of ads for uniforms, stationary and the like.

For the rugrats, this is followed by the whole transition from long, sunny play-days to grey, rainy endless days of getting your soul sucked out by a bunch of thankless tasks. Or am I projecting?


For some kids, going back to school at the end of a long lazy summer can be traumatic. Anticipating a new teacher, classmates, grade, or school can trigger fear, anxiety, and depression - not to mention very real physical symptoms such as stomach aches, headaches, and insomnia. One doctor highlights various reasons for school-related anxiety, including fear of the unknown, academic pressure, social concerns, separation from family, routine changes, or past negative school experiences. He explained that while anxiety is a normal human response, it could affect sleep, appetite, mood, and school attendance if not addressed.

For some of us, this childhood pattern gets set and we never quite get over it, manifesting as weekend-itis, Sunday evening-itis, or my favourite, the Sunday scaries. I was surprised by how many articles I found on the subject, one blogger said "Mondayitis; back-to-work or school blues; the post-holiday comedown – these feelings snap at our heels on a Sunday night throughout life, whether children are in the picture or not."
Another said "Ever since I was a kid, I get a feeling of depression, emptiness and anxiety on Sunday nights. I think its pretty clear why, Monday, work and stress are coming the next day."

My own memories of Sunday evening go way back to being six years old, sitting under the hairdryer hood (which hung off the door because the stand broke), and definitely feeling unsettled. The thin-sandwich engineering degree had us alternating between terms at college and work placements, and I distinctly remember coming the closest I've been to anxious at uni, every time we swapped from one to the other. That is apart from taking exams, when I got so nervous I had to go in early to chuck up before it started.

I was okay through most of the 23 years writing software, apart from the three times I returned from a 6-month maternity leave. Now, of course, being retired means I'll never have to face those kind of stresses again.

Saturday, 23 August 2025

My Top Thirteen Anthem Songs

The top 4 are songs which spoke to me on a visceral level – they were telling the story of my life (thanks, Billy J). The next half dozen have similar resonance – but in later years – they didn’t move me so much at the time.
Most of the others are in the list because they’re songs which make you (yeah, it’s not just me!) want to punch the air and sing at the top of your voice in absolute agreement of the song’s sentiment – this, I think, is the definition of an anthem. Some of them were turned into anthems due to their use in popular culture [film/TV/sports].

1. Argent – Hold your Head Up 1971
2. Helen Reddy – Angie Baby 1975
3. Janis Ian – At Seventeen 1975
4. Billy Joel – My Life 1978
5. Journey – Separate Ways 1983
6. Styx – Renegade 1979
7. Tears for Fears – Woman in Chains 1989
8. Waterboys – Whole of the Moon 1985
9. Deacon Blue – Dignity 1994
10. David Bowie – Rebel Rebel 1974
11. Bon Jovi – Livin’ On A Prayer 1986
12. Queen – We are the champions/We will rock you 1977 [A Knight’s Tale]
13. Tina Turner – Simply the best 1991/We don’t need another hero 1985 [Mad Max Thunderdome]

And the didn't-quite-make-its - many of which are quite universal.
Simple Minds – Don’t you forget about me 1985 [Breakfast Club]
Kate Bush – Running up that hill 1985 [Stranger Things]
Neil Diamond – Sweet Caroline 1969 [Big Bang Theory/England Squad]
Status Quo – Caroline 1971
Gloria Gaynor – I will survive 1978
Dexy’s Midnight Runners – Come on Eileen 1982
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive 1977
Skinner/Baddiel/Lightning Seeds – Three Lions/It's Coming Home 1996 [England Squad]

For those of you expecting to see things like ELO's Mr Blue Sky, try the Epic list here.
Another work-in-progress post I’ll be adding to as I remember stuff.

Saturday, 16 August 2025

Time Travellers – Guess the Year #6

Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year
Births:
Cielo Bublé (daughter of Michael Bublé and Luisana Lopilato), ?? (son of Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton), Ilaria Baldwin (daughter of Alec and Hilaria Baldwin), August Cage (daughter of Nicolas Cage and Riko Shibata)

Marriages:
Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Britney Spears and Sam Asghari, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck

Deaths:
Queen Elizabeth II(96), Olivia Newton-John(74), Ray Liotta(68), Christine McVie(79), Meatloaf(75), Dennis Waterman(74), Angela Landsbury(97), Leslie Phillips(98), Sidney Poitier(95) Irene Cara(63)

Saturday, 9 August 2025

Time Travellers – Guess the Year #5




Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year
Births: Lily-Rose Depp, Sabrina Carpenter, Brooklyn Beckham, Bailee Madison & Madison Bailey Kiernan Shipka, Morgan Turner

Marriages: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, David Arquette and Courteney Cox, Prince Edward and Sophie Rhys-Jones, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Gladys Portugues, David Beckham and Victoria Adams, Helen Hunt and Hank Azaria, Fatboy Slim and Zoë Ball

Deaths: Ernie Wise(74), Oliver Reed(61), Dusty Springfield(60) & Curtis Mayfield(57)

Saturday, 2 August 2025

My Top Thirteen Epic Songs

It all began because I tried in vain to list my top 13 songs of all time – 130 would be nearer the mark. So then I thought of my top 13 acts and tried to pick one song. I started to write that these are probably the band’s one defining song (think Journey: Don’t Sop Believing, Billy Joel: Piano Man, Meatloaf: Bat Outta Hell), the one most people expect to hear if they go to a live show.
But then I realised those weren’t the ones I’d necessarily pick as a favourite – iconic, for sure, but not my go-to on my comfort-songs playlist – these tend to be longer than normal, usually a story song, huge arrangements bordering on operatic and when the last note dies, you need a pause because you’ve been put through a massive emotional journey.
A Magnum Opus.
I’d intended to call these “Opus” songs, but after a lively debate with my better half, decided on epic instead.

To my mind, these are the exact definition of a magnus opus – “a large and important work of art, music, or literature, especially one regarded as the best work of an artist composer, or writer.” The first one of those, for me, was Keith West’s awesome “Excerpt From a Teenage Opera” in 1967, ending poignantly with a bunch of kids singing:
“Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, is it true what Mummy said, you won't come back? Oh no, no.”

After that, there were a bunch of standout songs, all the way to Queen’s unashamedly operatic offering in 1975 – which most people would have as their number one. But for me there were a couple which are more personal to me for one reason or another.
This post will be a work in progress as I remember more and more I can’t leave off the list.

1. Blue Oyster Cult – Don’t Fear the Reaper 1978
2. Disturbed – Sound of Silence 2015
3. Whitesnake – Still of the Night 1987
4. Thin Lizzie – Still in Love with You 1974
5. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody 1975
6. Billy Joel – Scenes from an Italian Restaurant 1977
7. John Miles - Music 1976
8. Richard Harris – MacArthur Park 1968
9. ELO – Mr Blue Sky 1978
10. Ultravox – Vienna 1981
11. Slade – How Does it Feel? 1975
12. Styx – A.D. 1928/Rocking the Paradise 1981
13. Carpenters – Goodbye to Love 1972

Interesting that 8 of them were from my favourite decade – the 70s. And only one from this millenium!
As ever, I had so many, so here’s another bunch:

Journey – Change for the Better 2008
Spandau Ballet – Through the Barricades 1986
David Bowie – As the World Falls Down 1986
City Boy – Ambition 1979
Manfred Man’s Earth Band – Joybringer 1973
Meatloaf – Paradise by the Dashboard Light 1977
My Chemical Romance – Welcome to the Black Parade 2006
Foo Fighters – Everlong 1997
Wings – Live and Let Die 1973
Python Lee Jackson – In a Broken Dream 1972
Richard Marx – Hazard 1991
Hollies – Air that I Breathe 1974
Sad CafĂ© –Every Day Hurts 1979
Beach Boys – Good Vibrations 1966
Rush – Spirit of Radio 1980
Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush Don’t Give Up 1986
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich – Legend Of Xanadu 1968
Keith West – Excerpt From a Teenage Opera 1967
Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballe – Barcelona 1987
Bee Gees – New York Mining Disaster 1941 1967

Saturday, 26 July 2025

Time Travellers – Guess the Year #4


Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year
Births:
Emma Stone, Vanessa Hudgens, Rupert Grint, Rose McIver, Adele, Rhianna & Jessie J

Marriages:
Mike Tyson and Robin Givens, Mick Fleetwood and Sara Recor, Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Jonathan Frakes and Genie Francis, Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan, Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis

Deaths:
Roy Orbison (52), Andy Gibb (30), Kenneth Williams (62), Trevor Howard (75) & Roy Kinnear(54)

Saturday, 19 July 2025

Time Travellers – Guess the Year #3



Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year
Births:
Adam Sandler, Helena Bonham Carter, Halle Berry, John Cusack, Kiefer Sutherland, David Schwimmer, Rick Astley, Salma Hayek, Janet Jackson, Jon Favreau, Eric Cantona, Mike Tyson, & Gordon Ramsay

Marriages:
George Harrison and Patti Boyd, Sophia Loren and Carlo Ponti, Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow, Brigitte Bardot and Gunter Sachs, Dolly Parton and Carl Dean

Deaths:
Walt Disney(65), Montgomery Clift(46), Evelyn Waugh (63), Johnny Kidd(31) & Buster Keaton(71)

Saturday, 12 July 2025

Guess who's 40 on Sunday 13th July?


If you listen to radio/watch TV in the UK, you can't be unaware that this Sunday marks the 40th anniversary of a rather special day back in 1985.
Where were you when Mr Geldorf was letting loose his potty mouth all over the BBC? If you listen to Greatest Hits Radio (home of Ken Bruce and Simon Mayo), you'll know they're playing all the original recordings from 12 noon on the 13th. Enjoy.

Saturday, 5 July 2025

Time Travellers - Guess the year #2




Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year:
Births:
Rowan Atkinson, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Kelsey Grammer, Billy Bob Thornton, Bruno Tonioli, Olga Korbut, Simon Rattle and Yo-Yo Ma

Marriages:
Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, Gregory Peck and Veronique Passani, Rock Hudson and Phyllis Gates, Clark Gable and Kay Spreckles, Michael Caine and Patricia Haines

Deaths:
Albert Einstein (76), James Dean (24), Alexander Fleming (74), Charlie Parker (35)

While researching, I noticed some fun coincidences among people born that year, must have been something in the water.
Inventors: Bill Gates (Microsoft), Steve Jobs (Apple) & Tim Berners-Lee (World Wide Web)
Musicians: Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen), Angus Young (AC/DC), Billy Idol (Generation X)
Actresses in Sci-Fi series: Kate Mulgrew (Captain Katherine Janeway), Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi), Mira Furlan (Ambassador Delenn), Whoopi Goldberg (Guinan) – can you guess the odd one out?

Saturday, 28 June 2025

Time Travellers - guess the year #1





Famous Hatches, Matches and Dispatches from this year:
Births
Liv Tyler, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tom Hardy, Orlando Bloom, Michael Fassbender, Chris Martin, Richard Ayoade & Shakira

Marriages
David Cassidy and Kay Lenz, Brian May and Chrissie May, Marvin Gaye and Janis Hunter,
Bruce Boxleitner and Kathryn Holcomb, Chris De Burgh and Diane Davison,
Graham Nash and Susan Sennett, Donald Trump and Ivana Zelníčková

Deaths
Elvis Presley(42), Charlie Chaplin(88), Bing Crosby(74) & Marc Bolan (30)

Saturday, 21 June 2025

Solstice Greetings – Happy Midsummer

I just happened to be up at the crack of dawn (or actually quite a while later) in time to watch the sun rise above the horizon, and the scene through my front window had that golden orb shining between the tall trees in the park opposite. Unfortunately I wasn’t sharp enough to grab my camera, but the closest I could find was this.
The sun reflecting off the white side door had a buttery creaminess to it, reminding me of how special the sunrise is at that time of year.

I only joined the throng at Stonehenge once and was most disappointed by the lack of respect of the lumpenproletariat as they swarmed all over the stones and left their detritus behind. And it was cloudy! This year’s figure mentions 25 thousand – my idea of hell. I much prefer the celebration at Avebury – much smaller and more spiritual, although plenty of entertainment with drummers and fire-poi dancers.

It’s been a while since I did the epic drive – these days the spirit is willing, but you know the rest. I keep promising myself to do Glastonbury Tor one year – we’ll see.

Saturday, 14 June 2025

Celebrating Fathers

For years, I got quite worked up about the fact Mother’s Day is always on the shortest day of the year (not the Winter Solstice, but because the clocks move forward). And then Father’s Day is on the longest day of the year (but not when the clocks go back). For several years the Summer Solstice fell on the same weekend, so I had to run around doing stuff for my husband, his father and mine before I could drive down to Avebury to celebrate with like-minded people. So this year, with it being on the 15th, nearly caught me out, and I looked into why it wasn’t on the 22nd as I would have expected. A few keystrokes later, I discovered it’s celebrated in the UK on the third Sunday in June.

A little more digging brough up some interesting facts, like the fact it’s a secular celebration, unlike Mother’s Day, which in Britain stems from Mothering Sunday in the Christian liturgical calendar. Having said that, In some European Catholic countries, Father’s Day has been celebrated on 19 March (St Joseph’s Day) since the Middle Ages in honour Joseph of Nazareth, the husband of the Virgin Mary and the legal father of Jesus.

The one in June celebrated in the UK is a relatively modern tradition, adopted from the United States. where the first unofficial Father’s day was held on 19 June 1910. It was introduced by Sonora Smart Dodd from Arkansas, who wanted to honour her widowed father’s dedication to raising six children after his wife died in childbirth. In 1966, President Lyndon B. Johnson issued the first presidential proclamation honouring fathers, designating the third Sunday in June as Father's Day. From there, it was made a permanent national holiday by President Richard Nixon in 1972.The idea spread internationally, and by the 1970s, it became popular in the UK. Many people celebrate with cards, gifts and homemade school projects. The day often starts with children preparing breakfast in bed, followed later by a family meal. Dad is treated like royalty and not allowed to lift a finger – not even to make a cup of tea.

Other countries have their own traditions, including:

In Germany, Father's Day – Vatertag - (also known as Männertag gentlemen's day/boys’ day out) is celebrated on Ascension Day - the Thursday forty days after Easter. One tradition involves young and older males taking parts in hiking tours. They take small wagons filled with beer and Hausmannkost - simple, hearty dishes prepared at home. Alternatively, they ride beer-bikes, but the general idea is plenty of fun, beer and no responsibility.

First promoted In France by the manufacturer of cigarette lighters “Flaminaire” in Bretagne (1946 to 1969) known for inventing the first gas cigarette lighter, who had the brilliant idea to boost his sales by pushing the then little known holiday. At the time, smoking was a sign of masculinity and virility and a cigarette lighter was the perfect gift choice. Officially recognised in 1952 (on the third Sunday in June), dads and father figures got nominated for a national prize by the social services of each town hall or mayor's office.

In Paraguay, Father's Day is celebrated with a traditional banquet of Paraguayan food like chipa (cheese-flavoured rolls), mbeju (starch cake) and sopa paraguaya (similar to corn bread).

In Thailand, Father's Day takes place on 5 December, (birthday of the late King Bhumibol Adulyadej). Traditionally, Thais would celebrate by giving their father figures a canna flower, although this is not as popular anymore. They also wear yellow and light candles to show respect for the late king, who was seen as the "father of the nation".

In Japan, traditional gifts for Father's Day include sake (Japanese rice wine), shochu (Japanese liquor), gourmet food and various sweets.

Saturday, 7 June 2025

My Cover Designers 3 - Getcovers

Post-pandemic saw a new era, and 2022 saw me releasing three books in the Calamity Chicks series with my own cover designs (more about those later).
Then I heard Keith A Pearson, a phenomenal Time Travel author on Ken Bruce's Popmaster, and it was a defining moment. After reading a stack of stories by Keith and Adam Eccles, I was inspired, and abandoned my retro chick-lit series.

I had the idea of a bunch of 30-something nerds - like a British version of Big Bang Theory. But I couldn't just do a straight Time-Travel adventure - my fascination with Dungeons and Dragons, meant I did a genre mash-up - given the growing interest in series like Big Bang, Stranger things and even iZombie, I hoped I'd be onto a winner.
    As ever, I'd left it far too late to ask anyone, so I had a go myself, based on the general lad-lit covers format of plain background (left).
Pitiful, eh?

Then someone mentioned Getcovers, and they did a phenomenal job in just under a week (right).
Talk about a transformation!
  

I managed to squeeze books 1 and 2 in before the end of 2022 - which was a tough target, as I didn't start Just in Time until November, but thanks to NaNoWriMo, I wrote it in a month. Two years later, I pubbed the sixth book, and here are the glorious covers. Didn't they do well?



I cannot recommend this Ukrainian outfit enough.
Every dealing I’ve had with them has been an enjoyable experience thanks to the friendly, helpful project managers, and the designers have taken on board every note and quickly tweaked the cover to my satisfaction.

I was so impressed, I got them to redo the Calamity Chicks covers. The differences between my covers and theirs are subtle, but they have a huge impact.

Saturday, 31 May 2025

Eurovision Winners – Part 3

So it took a while, but continuing our tradition, I watched the movie: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga.
Although it's only been a year since I last saw it, as ever, there were one or two wee scenes which caught me unawares. I hadn't really clocked quite how many previous contestants bought into the idea.
There were a whole bunch of cameos from actual Eurovision winners including:
  • Salvador Sobral, the Portuguese singer who won the contest in 2017 with “Amar Pelos Dois,” who appears briefly as a street performer in Scotland.
  • John Lundvik, who kicks off the song-a-long, is a Swedish pop singer who placed fifth in the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest in Tel Aviv with the song “Too Late for Love.”
  • Anna Odobescu represented Moldova in the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest, where she performed “Stay.”
  • Bilal Hassani represented France in the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest, with the song “Roi.” He made it to the finals, ultimately placing 16th.
  • Loreen is a Swedish pop singer who won the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 in Baku, Azerbaijan, with her song “Euphoria.”
  • Jessy Matador represented France in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo with “Allez Ola OlĂ©,” which placed 12th.
  • Alexander Rybak is a Belarusian Norwegian singer and violinist who has represented Norway in two separate Eurovision Song Contests. In 2009, he won the contest with “Fairytale,” which features some very energetic violin playing, and In 2018, Rybak returned with “That’s How You Write a Song,” which placed 15th.
  • Jamala is a Ukrainian singer who won the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 with “1944,” a song about Stalin and Beria’s deportation of the Crimean Tartars.
  • Elina Nechayeva represented Estonia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2018, placing eighth with “La Forza.”
  • Conchita Wurst, the stage persona of Austrian singer Thomas Neuwirth, won the contest in 2014 with “Rise Like a Phoenix.”
  • Israeli singer Netta Barzilai won the Eurovision Song Contest 2018 in Lisbon, Portugal, with “Toy.”

As promised, here’s the second lot of winners, from 1956-1989.

Year Country Song Performer
1956 Switzerland "Refrain " Lys Assia
1957 Netherlands "Net als toen" Corry Brokken
1958 France "Dors, mon amour" André Claveau
1959 Netherlands "Een beetje" Teddy Scholten
1960 France "Tom Pillibi" Jacqueline Boyer
1961 Luxembourg "Nous les amoureux" Jean-Claude Pascal
1962 France "Un premier amour" Isabelle Aubret
1963 Denmark "Dansevise" Grethe and Jørgen Ingmann
1964 Italy "Non ho l'etĂ " Gigliola Cinquetti
1965 Luxembourg "Poupée de cire, poupée de son" France Gall
1966 Austria "Merci, Chérie" Udo Jürgens
1967 United Kingdom "Puppet on a String" Sandie Shaw
1968 Spain "La La La" Massiel
1969 Spain "Vivo cantando" Salomé
United Kingdom "Boom Bang-a-Bang" Lulu
Netherlands "De troubadour" Lenny Kuhr
France "Un jour, un enfant" Frida Boccara
1970 Ireland "All Kinds of Everything"" Dana
1971 Monaco "Un banc, un arbre, une rue"Séverine
1972 Luxembourg "Après toi" Vicky Leandros
1973 Luxembourg "Tu te reconnaîtras" Anne-Marie David
1974 Sweden "Waterloo" ABBA
1975 Netherlands "Ding-a-dong" Teach-In
1976 United Kingdom "Save Your Kisses for Me" Brotherhood of Man
1977 France "L'Oiseau et l'Enfant" Marie Myriam
1978 Israel "A-Ba-Ni-Bi" Izhar Cohen and the Alphabeta
1979 Israel "Hallelujah" Milk and Honey
1980 Ireland "What's Another Year" Johnny Logan
1981 United Kingdom "Making Your Mind Up" Bucks Fizz
1982 Germany "Ein biĂźchen Frieden" Nicole
1983 Luxembourg "Si la vie est cadeau" Corinne Hermès
1984 Sweden "Diggi-Loo Diggi-Ley "Herreys
1985 Norway "La det swinge" Bobbysocks!
1986 Belgium "J'aime la vie" Sandra Kim
1987 Ireland "Hold Me Now" Johnny Logan
1988 Switzerland "Ne partez pas sans moi" Céline Dion
1989 Yugoslavia "Rock Me" Riva


A few fun facts and figures:
The performer and the songwriter(s) of the winning song only receive a medal or a trophy, while its participating broadcaster is invited to host the following year's contest. Since 2008, the performer has been awarded a handmade trophy of sandblasted glass in the shape of a 1950s microphone, while the songwriter(s) and the broadcaster receive smaller versions of the trophy.

Ireland and Sweden have won seven times, more than any other country. Ireland also won the contest for three consecutive years (1992, 1993, and 1994), the only country to ever do so. Three countries have won twice in a row: Spain (1968 and 1969), Luxembourg (1972 and 1973) and Israel (1978 and 1979). Serbia is the only country to win with its debut entry (in 2007).[b] By contrast, Portugal holds the record for waiting the longest to achieve their first win, doing so in 2017; 53 years after their first appearance in the contest. Two people have won more than once as a performer: Ireland's Johnny Logan, who performed "What's Another Year" in 1980 and "Hold Me Now" in 1987, and Sweden's Loreen, who performed "Euphoria" in 2012 and "Tattoo" in 2023.

The United Kingdom has finished second sixteen times at Eurovision (most recently in 2022), more than any other country. France has finished third and fourth eight times at Eurovision (most recently respectively in 1981 and in 2024), and Sweden has finished fifth nine times at Eurovision (most recently in 2019). The country with the most top three places that has never won the contest is Malta, having finished second in 2002 and 2005 and third in 1992 and 1998. Another island nation, Iceland, has also finished second twice, in 1999 and 2009.

With Portugal achieving its first win in 2017, Malta now also holds the record for longest wait for a first win, having first entered the contest in 1971 (although Cyprus has more winless appearances, with 36 since debuting in 1981, due to Malta taking a break from 1976 through 1990). Spain holds the current record for longest drought by a winning country, having last won in 1969. They are followed by France (1977) and Belgium (1986).

Saturday, 24 May 2025

Eurovision winners - part 2

A week ago today saw our family's first virtual Eurovision party, with Chris and Sophia in Horsham, Jo in Lancaster and Steph in Canada. It was fun sharing opinions over a WhatsApp group and we'd already decided the UK entry was one of the best for years. Good to see it get some jury votes, but as ever, the European public saw fit to punish us with nil points. Goodness knows what poor Iceland had done to offend them though - it defo deserved way more.

The keen-eyed among you will wonder where part 1 is - it was actually posted a couple of years ago - you can check it out here. But because I use these posts to search for stuff, I'm gonna do the most recent ones first from 1990-2025 and the next post will do 1956-1989. So here they are:


Year Country Song Performer
1990 Italy "Insieme: 1992" Toto Cutugno
1991 Sweden "FĂĄngad av en stormvind" Carola
1992 Ireland "Why Me?" Linda Martin
1993 Ireland "In Your Eyes" Niamh Kavanagh
1994 Ireland "Rock 'n' Roll Kids" Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan
1995 Norway "Nocturne" Secret Garden
1996 Ireland "The Voice" Eimear Quinn
1997 United Kingdom "Love Shine a Light" Katrina and the Waves
1998 Israel "Diva" Dana International
1999 Sweden "Take Me to Your Heaven" Charlotte Nilsson
2000 Denmark "Fly on the Wings of Love" Olsen Brothers
2001 Estonia "Everybody" Tanel Padar, Dave Benton and 2XL
2002 Latvia "I Wanna" Marie N
2003 Turkey "Everyway That I Can" Sertab Erener
2004 Ukraine "Wild Dances" Ruslana
2005 Greece "My Number One" Helena Paparizou
2006 Finland "Hard Rock Hallelujah" Lordi
2007 Serbia "Molitva" Marija Šerifović
2008 Russia "Believe" Dima Bilan
2009 Norway "Fairytale" Alexander Rybak
2010 Germany "Satellite" Lena
2011 Azerbaijan "Running Scared" Ell and Nikki
2012 Sweden "Euphoria" Loreen
2013 Denmark "Only Teardrops" Emmelie de Forest
2014 Austria "Rise Like a Phoenix" Conchita Wurst
2015 Sweden "Heroes" Måns Zelmerlöw
2016 Ukraine "1944" Jamala
2017 Portugal "Amar pelos dois" Salvador Sobral
2018 Israel "Toy" Netta
2019 Netherlands "Arcade" Duncan Laurence
2020    Contest cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic
2021 Italy "Zitti e buoni" MĂĄneskin
2022 Ukraine "Stefania" Kalush Orchestra
2023 Sweden "Tattoo" Loreen
2024 Switzerland "The Code" Nemo
2025 Austria "Wasted Love" JJ



A few fun facts and figures:
Relatively few winners of the Eurovision Song Contest have gone on to achieve major success in the music industry. The most notable winners who have gone on to become international stars are ABBA, who won the contest for Sweden in 1974 with their song "Waterloo", and Céline Dion, who won for Switzerland in 1988 with the song "Ne partez pas sans moi". More recently, Duncan Laurence, who won for the Netherlands in 2019 with "Arcade", experienced worldwide streaming success with the song as a sleeper hit throughout 2020 and 2021, with the song becoming the most streamed Eurovision song on Spotify. While Måneskin, winners for Italy in 2021 with "Zitti e buoni", subsequently achieved worldwide popularity in the months following their victory.

Changes to the voting system, including a steady growth in the number of countries participating and voting, means that the points earned are not comparable across the decades. "Amar pelos dois" by Salvador Sobral holds the record of the highest number of points in the contest's history, earning 758 points in 2017. "Fairytale" by Alexander Rybak holds the largest margin of victory in absolute points, a 169-point cushion over second place in 2009. "Non ho l'etĂ " by Gigliola Cinquetti holds the record for largest victory by percentage, scoring almost three times as many as second place (49 points compared with 17 by the runner-up) in the 1964 contest. The lowest winning score is the 18 points (of the 160 total votes cast by 16 countries) scored by each of the four winning countries in 1969.

Under the voting system used from 1975 until 2015, in which each country gives maximum points to its first place choice, "Euphoria" by Loreen won the 2012 contest with the most ever first place votes earned, receiving first place votes from 18 of 41 countries (excluding themselves). The 1976 winner, "Save Your Kisses for Me" by Brotherhood of Man, holds the record of the highest average score per participating country, with an average of 9.65 points received per country. The 2011 winner, "Running Scared" by Ell and Nikki, holds the lowest average score for a winning song under that system, receiving 5.14 points per country.